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[Murdy]

 

[cw_]

\o/ LOL

 

[Murdy]

that video is HIGHlarious… I caught every 4th word

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL after a while, people became so familiar with it, it was ok, everyone knew what was going and that you weren't watching porn in public

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

that video is HIGHlarious… I caught every 4th word

The first dude asks "What's the matter Rui, did you fall for the big moan?"

And the guy says "nah, it's really porn"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

The first time I fell for it, my ex-wife and daughter were right next to me

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I immediately shoved the phone in their faces to show them it was a prank

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

People would send it with Merry Xmas messages, so many were right in the middle of a family party

 

[Lily]

Ex-wife? You're divorced @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©? I didn't know, sorry.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL the pandemic got us too

 

[Lily]

It happens.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Yeah, after almost 15 years, things became a lot different

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

She waited for me for two years, but I didn

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I didn't budge

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

So she met someone else and got married again

 

[Weeg]

WOMen are of the DEVIL!!!

 

[Lily]

Were you apart or something?

 

[Lily]

Maybe that's just Momma @Weeg

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Nah, I told her it was over, but since we've had been separated before, she thought it was just a matter of timre

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But then I got a lawyer and sent her the divorce papers

 

[Murdy]

I’m sorry, Rancid. I always thought she was beautiful.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

She still thought it wasn't the end

 

[Murdy]

Sometimes people grow apart.

 

[Lily]

You seemed to be a fairy devoted father and husband from what I recall at TV

 

[Murdy]

Is it?!?

 

[Murdy]

Agreed he was all of that.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But then I started going dating other women and when she saw I was in a serious relationship in Facebook, she accepted it

 

[Lily]

You seemed to be a fairly devoted father and husband from what I recall at TV

 

[Lily]

I hope it's amicable.

 

[Murdy]

Are you guys still friends?