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[BadBrad]

Sometimes it looks like a jellyfish other times it will look like a ball of dough sometimes it will look like this and you can teach it to talk, walk, breed more homonculus

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You gonna need more than an egg

 

[BadBrad]

Well yeah you have semen too

 

[BadBrad]

the egg is just half of it

 

[BadBrad]

is what they look like if you get really lucky

 

[BadBrad]

I'm gonna name mine Nutty and teach it to be a good person/son/friend.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You need a pumpkin, human blood and a mare's womb

 

[BadBrad]

:( I only have 1 of those things.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Keep talking like that and you'll have some shady government agent at your door offering you a job in a military installation that doesn't exist

 

[BadBrad]

Having a job would be super cool

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Can you pick coffee beans>

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Can you pick coffee beans?

 

[BadBrad]

With my butt cheeks yes

 

[BadBrad]

that's in fact how I grind them

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Conversations seems to constantly take turns for the butt-related proclivities with you, Bradley

 

[cw_]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Conversations seem to constantly take turns for the butt-related proclivities with you, Bradley

 

[cw_]

another cw_ original smilie <ta-da>

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Can you operate one of these?

 

[BadBrad]

I wonder if I could 'cook' the homonculus faster if it was inside of me

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You definitely can't pick coffee

 

[BadBrad]

Would you hire me at your estate?

 

[BadBrad]

I heard a lot of Brazilians welcomed Germans after WW2 trying to start a new life, why not me?

 

[BadBrad]

I could wear some chaps, ride a donkey, work on your estate, sleep in your home, etc.

 

[cw_]

No.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

What ceedoobie said

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I don't think you could drag tarps loaded with 250 lbs of cherry coffee anyway

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You wouldn't ride the donkey, you'd be the donkey, capisce?

 

[BadBrad]

That sounds awful, could I be a supervisor instead? Customer support maybe?

 

[BadBrad]

And no I can't drag a tarp with 250lb of coffee on it, that sounds heavy as fuck