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[Garraty_47]

Curious cat is curious

 

[BadBrad]

Would you like to talk about it

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Curious cat if GTFOing away from Bradley

 

[Garraty_47]

lulz

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Curious cat is GTFOing away from Bradley

 

[BadBrad]

Are you guys scared of it or something?

 

[Garraty_47]

Cat are made of liquid

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

And rubber wires

 

[BadBrad]

All mammals are made of liquid

 

[BadBrad]

so no one wants to make a homonculus with me

 

[BadBrad]

???

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Around 70% or so

 

[Garraty_47]

Heh

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You need mandragora to make that work properly, just saying

 

[BadBrad]

:( I can't make one by myself, that's weird.

 

[BadBrad]

what's mandragora?

 

[BadBrad]

I was just told you need semen and an egg

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I think you guys call it Mandrake in the US

 

[BadBrad]

like the root?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

precisely

 

[BadBrad]

For what

 

[BadBrad]

isn't that shit like a poison lol

 

[cw_]

Yes.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Only if you don't know what you're doing

 

[BadBrad]

Yes this is a product of love not poison

 

[BadBrad]

I don't LOL!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOl I love when Ceedoobie pops in like that

 

[BadBrad]

Take a sterile needle, poke a hole into the egg, ejaculate, coat the needle in the semen, insert it into the egg, seal, and place somewhere warm.

 

[BadBrad]

in 3 weeks you have a son or daughter, a human chicken hybrid that contains 50% of your DNA

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Translate what Paracelsus has said. Como obter homúnculos "... Deixar sémen de homem em putrefacção numa abóbora durante quarenta dias, ou pelo menos até começar a viver, isto é, a agitar-se. Ao fim deste tempo será em certa medida semelhante a um ser humano, apesar de transparente e sem corpo. Se o alimentarmos cada dia com soro de sangue humano e se o mantivermos durante quarenta semanas num ventre de cavalo, torna-se num verdadeiro ser vivo e com tudo o que tem o filho de uma mulher, só que mais pequeno. É o que chamamos homúnculo. É preciso tratá-lo com grande cuidado até que evidencie sinais de inteligência."