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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I brought the whole mask to school and when I got there I noticed you could detach the visor's g lass LOL

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It was @Lily of Denial

 

[BadBrad]

Damn your dad sounds helal cool, was he a big welder

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Nah, he worked as an engineer in a steel mill but he liked auctions

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He had a lot of tools until my mom started making him sell them to make space

 

[BadBrad]

rancid if I come to Brazil can I come stay with you for a couple years

 

[Lily]

I think I've only ever seen partial eclipses.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I'm gonna say yes because I know there's zero chance of you braving this country, Bradley

 

[BadBrad]

Why not? It'll be easy with you showing me the ropes

 

[BadBrad]

did I tell u guys how I trolled my roommate

 

[BadBrad]

<3

 

[BadBrad]

He was outside since like 2 o'clock frying his eyeballs before the eclipse at 3:01, all prepared with drinks, his phone on the charger, sunglasses he just bought

 

[BadBrad]

and I walked out there at 3:01 looked up a tth e sun and said "Wow this is fuckin awesome bro I've never seen anything like this!" and really I couldn't see anything different than the sun always looked

 

[BadBrad]

and he was like what do you see and I said bro the sun's got a black ball covering most of it!!!

 

[BadBrad]

and he took his sunglasses off to better look at the sun he'd been staring at for a fucking hour and got pissed he couldnt' see it too

 

[BadBrad]

so I said "Taht's so awesome." and went inside and he's all pissed trying to Google why he couldn't see it good

 

[Lily]

He needs to call NASA and report this.

 

[Admin.]

I think Matt Gaetz and Ronda Santis need to know this too!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Bradley if you were to come here, I'd suggest a resort or some quiet tourist city

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But everyone wanna go to Rio

 

[BadBrad]

no I wanna go to your couch

 

[Lily]

If I were to go to S.A. I would go to Uruguay or maybe central to Southern Chile

 

[BadBrad]

I wanna see your coffee plantation

 

[BadBrad]

I wanna fuck poor laborers and buy them coca cola and chicken and show them the magical practice of reading a book

 

[BadBrad]

I also heard there are many tribes in your Amazon forest you maybe able to introduce me to so I can bless with white penis?

 

[Lily]

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Sexual tourism is exactly the kind of proclivity that would cause you to go back home in an aluminum box in the cargo hold of a 767

 

[BadBrad]

YOu can get them all excited: Mi amigo CHorizo Blanco entrada Brazil, dezo Brazallian muchacha

 

[BadBrad]

Why? They dont' like that shit?

 

[BadBrad]

ya I just wanna have sex with illiterate brown people for coca cola s and half this chicken dinner bro