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LOL the other day there was a story about an old farmer lady who husband had disappeared 30 years ago. He used to drink and hit her, until one day she got sick of it and waited for him to come home drunk and hit her again. She just kept the knife under the sofa cushion and when as usual, he arrives home drunk and proceeds to drag her by the hair, but this time, she poked a few holes in him.