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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

So they end up entering where they're not supposed to

 

[Lily]

What can you do about it? Anything?

 

[cw_]

eat them!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Except talking to the owner? Not much

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But yeah, if they get into my land again, they're gonna become shish kebabs

 

[Lily]

Can you sue? I mean the man should compensate you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I can't remember the biggest dumb but I remember the strangest dump and that's the one I just took it looks like taco meat and no I've never my poop had never looked like that. it's been long and skinny long and fat , but this one looks like raisinets but I never taco meat

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Nah, not worth it @Lily

 

[Lily]

Yeah, I'm sure you're right. Is fencing your property too expensive?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I'll answer this since it's been on my top matches list for so damn long. I was on the bus to school, listening to music, when it came. It had no warning, whatsoever. It just came. I tried my best to hold it in, but it kept coming in waves. The feeling got worse and beads of perspiration rolled down my neck. Good news: I was almost reaching my stop. Bad news: The nearest restroom was about 100m away. The moment I reached my stop, I desperately brisk walked (fear of defecating midway my run) to the nearest water closet. It felt like a walkathon. That was when I fell. That's right, I fell. I was sprawled on the ground, ready to explode at any moment. (But I didn't) I didn't care if I

 

[UncleDiLF]

was late for class or got laughed at for tripping, I REALLY needed to get to that toilet. I picked myself up as if I was in some final boss scene in a movie and sprinted to the cubicle. It came out like mini nukes. My eyes rolled back, toes curled up, fists clenched, muscles contracted and knees touched. When my senses came back to me, I could type this answer out calmly while I sat on the toilet bowl.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Besides it wasn't a whole lot of beans they eat, maybe 100 pounds or so, the stuff was freshly picked

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Besides it wasn't a whole lot of beans they ate, maybe 100 pounds or so, the stuff was freshly picked

 

[Lily]

I hope they never sleep again! lol

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL their poop will also be full of beans, coffee is hard to digest

 

[UncleDiLF]

Taken about 14 years ago and proudly saved until this day

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

We just reinforced the fences a bit and no more coffee on the bags overnight

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily should eat coffee so when she poops her pants it is easy to clean up.

 

[The Prowler]

She could brew a pot with her fecal matter.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Lily can I see a pic of your poop in the toiLET?

 

[The Prowler]

Each two pounds, take a car ride, shit her pants, brew a pot of coffee....

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily never makes it to the toilet.

 

[Murdy]

Prolapse enjoys a little shit broth with the anal vapors he huffs

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lololo, LILY shitted in her car!!!

 

[The Prowler]

She heads straight to the coffee pot.

 

[UncleDiLF]

She called it an „accident“

 

[Lily]

No pics @UncleDiLF . That's freaking creepy

 

[The Prowler]

It is so funny that Lardo @Lily told everyone that she craps her pants in the car.

 

[Lily]

Or did I @UncleDiLF ? It got you so excited...lmfao

 

[Lily]

You're so easy...jajajajajajajajajaja