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[The Prowler]

Fat @Lily shit her pants in a car accident?!?!?!??!

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

*squeak, squeak, squeak*

 

[Lily]

Still blue, no donation ever...

 

[UncleDiLF]

@The Prowler can you imagine how HUGE the pRESSIE was??? Imagine the FiLTH and smell in her tiny car. LOL

 

[cw_]

@Lily do you know if Murdy used the donation feature? it's not working for Alticus

 

[Lily]

I can ask her and get back to you.

 

[cw_]

✔

 

[UncleDiLF]

I just finished. Fuck me. I am done

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

CEEDOOOOBIIIEEEEE!

 

[cw_]

RANCYBABBBYYYYYYY!

 

[cw_]

wuzzup?

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily's average shit is the size of a baby hippo.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fucking cows are eating my coffee!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Cows eat my coffee, I eat them!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

They gonna turn into bbq!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I swear!

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily and @Murdy are eating your coffee?

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily could feed a small village.

 

[cw_]

THIS IS WAR!

 

[The Prowler]

I just got a phone call. Booked another paying gig.

 

[The Prowler]

I should start the show with a comedy act.

 

[The Prowler]

Telling fat jokes about @Lily.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Prowley Seinfeld?

 

[cw_]

do you have ranchers near your land @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© ?

 

[Lily]

prowley mouse...*squeak squeak*

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

@cw_ yeah, several

 

[UncleDiLF]

I had awfully bad stomach cramps. I was in town and made a dash for the toilet. When I got there there was a queue as they were being cleaned. Another bag stomach cramp made me mess myself in full view. I was wearing shorts and I had a huge amount of diaheroa going down my legs. I was still pooping, and eventually an off duty carer has a key for the the special disabled toilet. She cleaned me up and went and got me a pair of shorts from the seconds store. I was most grateful to her. I was 18 at the time and during the clean up I had a full on erection. She never commented!

 

[Lily]

How about jokes about selling appliances?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

There are not a lot of cows around here, but this time of the year they roam freely because there's not a lot of grass on their fields