I would bite your nut sack and rip it to shreds, then eat it.
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:14 AM #192,781 I would bite your nut sack and rip it to shreds, then eat it.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:15 AM #192,782 What about my arsehole though?
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:16 AM #192,783 You're half in the bag and I'm stoned. That's why this conversation is so interesting.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:16 AM #192,784 I want the full fucking treatment!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:16 AM #192,785 Your arsehole? I believe that's Prowler's domain.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:17 AM #192,786 That’s a chicks domain.
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:17 AM #192,787 Are you sure?
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:17 AM #192,788 Chicks love arseholes!
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:17 AM #192,789 Fucking oath!
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:17 AM #192,790 Why do you think I shave mine?
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:18 AM #192,791 You’re like a 50 year old virgin @Alticus
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:18 AM #192,792 Shaving in that area sounds very awkward. How do you see? A mirror?
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:19 AM #192,793 Not a virgin, although I was late. I lost mine at 17.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:19 AM #192,794 A mirror? Jesus Christ…just go with the contours!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:20 AM #192,795 You sound like an authority on anal shaving.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:20 AM #192,796 I lost my virginity at 4 years old!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:20 AM #192,797 *rolls eyes*
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:21 AM #192,798 I beat you to it!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:21 AM #192,799 Yeah, but animals don't count.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:21 AM #192,800 You’re lucky you’re my friend or I’d take out your eyes!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:23 AM #192,801 I wish I was lucky. Maybe then I'd win a few bucks on scratch tickets. Can't catch a break on those fuckers.
I wish I was lucky. Maybe then I'd win a few bucks on scratch tickets. Can't catch a break on those fuckers.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:23 AM #192,802 Welcome to situation life!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:24 AM #192,803 Back in the 80's they were so much easier to win.
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:24 AM #192,804 Back in the 80's they were so much easier to win on.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:25 AM #192,805 Back in the 80’s I was fucking a hundred chicks…what’s your point?
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:26 AM #192,806 You sound like Biggie.
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:26 AM #192,807 Fuck you!
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 54,739 Location Great Southern Land Saturday at 5:27 AM #192,808 I did fuck many women because I was famous you idiot!
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:27 AM #192,809 It's just when most men brag about all of the women they've banged it's usually an exaggeration.
Alticus Mr. Excitement Moderator ☠️ Messages 11,783 Location Hyrule Saturday at 5:28 AM #192,810 You should get into porn.