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[Alticus]

I would bite your nut sack and rip it to shreds, then eat it.

 

[Breakfall]

What about my arsehole though?

 

[Alticus]

You're half in the bag and I'm stoned. That's why this conversation is so interesting.

 

[Breakfall]

I want the full fucking treatment!

 

[Alticus]

Your arsehole? I believe that's Prowler's domain.

 

[Breakfall]

That’s a chicks domain.

 

[Alticus]

Are you sure?

 

[Breakfall]

Chicks love arseholes!

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking oath!

 

[Breakfall]

Why do you think I shave mine?

 

[Breakfall]

You’re like a 50 year old virgin @Alticus

 

[Alticus]

Shaving in that area sounds very awkward. How do you see? A mirror?

 

[Alticus]

Not a virgin, although I was late. I lost mine at 17.

 

[Breakfall]

A mirror? Jesus Christ…just go with the contours!

 

[Alticus]

You sound like an authority on anal shaving.

 

[Breakfall]

I lost my virginity at 4 years old!

 

[Alticus]

*rolls eyes*

 

[Breakfall]

I beat you to it!

 

[Alticus]

Yeah, but animals don't count.

 

[Breakfall]

You’re lucky you’re my friend or I’d take out your eyes!

 

[Alticus]

I wish I was lucky. Maybe then I'd win a few bucks on scratch tickets. Can't catch a break on those fuckers.

 

[Breakfall]

Welcome to situation life!

 

[Alticus]

Back in the 80's they were so much easier to win.

 

[Alticus]

Back in the 80's they were so much easier to win on.

 

[Breakfall]

Back in the 80’s I was fucking a hundred chicks…what’s your point?

 

[Alticus]

You sound like Biggie.

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck you!

 

[Breakfall]

I did fuck many women because I was famous you idiot!

 

[Alticus]

It's just when most men brag about all of the women they've banged it's usually an exaggeration.

 

[Alticus]

You should get into porn.