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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I would go, but you know...

 

[The Associate]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© "I'd come with you, but... I don't wanna." -Weasel

 

[X]

I’m going

 

[X]

All 3 of me!

 

[X]

What’s up @Courier Six

 

[Lily]

Y'all are signing up to skinny dip...you buncha homos!

 

[Lily]

What is the prize for finding the eel in the water?

 

[X]

4 fiddy

 

[The Associate]

An Owl Party.

 

[X]

Oh fuck I bet that’s something perverted again

 

[The Associate]

You don't know what an Owl Party is, you sheltered child?

 

[X]

 

[X]

How do you get owls to behave ?

 

[X]

Bird food ?

 

[The Associate]

That's not how an Owl Party works.

 

[X]

Do a vocaroo courier

 

[The Associate]

I don't have a headset at the moment.

 

[The Associate]

Now, settle down, and I'll explain what an Owl Party is.

 

[X]

Oh, me neither I just use my phones

 

[X]

Okay okay go

 

[The Associate]

It's something best done at a regular party: You get an adventurous young woman, then you and three or four of your buddies take her into a room and give her the eye drops you get for an eye exam, the ones that dilate your pupils to maximum.

 

[X]

I’ve a very limited attention span my friend

 

[The Associate]

You put half a dozen of those drops in each of her eyes, then dim the lights in the room way down low.

 

[X]

Get to the point

 

[The Associate]

Then you and your three or four pals beat off. One of you jizzes right in her eyes, and right at that moment, you turn the lights all the way back up.

 

[The Associate]

Which leaves her crying and yelling, "HOO jizzed in my eyes?! HOO did it?!"

 

[X]

I k ew it was perverted I called it

 

[The Associate]

While she blinks her huge eyes at you owlishly.

 

[The Associate]

Thus... Owl Party.

 

[Lily]

Oh boy, and we are the men that are worried about women's bathrooms...