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[Lily]

There is a good middle ground. Men need to be equal partners in a relationship, not just in finances, but in housework and child-rearing too.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You think somebody like me ought to have any hand at all in the rearing of children?

 

[Lily]

Only if you have a child. If you're not parent material, don't have one.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"What kind of father would I be if I let my kids hang around somebody like me?!" -Vincent Vincent

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yes, the past certainly had its warts; the present has traded those for BOILS. Great trade.

 

[Weeg]

mornin freends! I just took a HUGE DEMocrat!

 

[X]

We flush our shit twice, long way to America

 

[Jack]

The weeg I took was quite thick, with seeds, followed by an X

 

[X]

 

[Weeg]

WOW!! I had whole CORN KERNNALS!!

 

[Jack]

you have to chew before swallowing

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Weeg says swallowing is of the DEVIL!

 

[Jack]

that's why there's always spots on his chin

 

[Seamajor]

Aloha Weeg. Aren’t they hard to chew?

 

[Bastard Factory]

MMMGA!

 

[Bastard Factory]

Make Meltdown Mayhem Great Again

 

[Seamajor]

Tu eres el jefe primo

 

[X]

@jack Oi!!!! Boy me an AVI crybaby

 

[X]

@jack Oi!!!! Buy me an AVI crybaby

 

[Jack]

I flushed twice. Why are you still floating in my toilet? Probably the fat content.

 

[X]

 

[X]

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had a need for that emoji prior to your arrival

 

[X]

@Courier Six where are you dood? somewhere under arrested ?

 

[X]

I went yesterday and put her favourite Christmas chocolates and today I seen that the squirrels had quite the party there with here LOL

 

[X]

I went yesterday and put her favourite Christmas chocolates and today I seen that the squirrels had quite the party there with her LOL

 

[Jack]

I bet you drive the squirrels crazy.

 

[X]

I involuntarily have them 3 boxes of chocolates if anything they love me, like you do

 

[X]

I involuntarily gave them 3 boxes of chocolates if anything they love me, like you do

 

[Jack]

What I heard was you climb up their trees and show them your nuts.

 

[X]