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[Adam Hitler]

How was the menopause Lily?

 

[jack]

@Lily you ever had a bottle?

 

[jack]

You're a faggot moron Rentboy

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack said he has grandkids, so him being 70 sounds about right

 

[Lily]

Well, I have had Josh, I don't know if it's been legacy.

 

[Lily]

Why do you ask @Adam Hitler is your pussy bleeding?

 

[jack]

Josh has everything. Cab, Merlot, Pinot, "special aged versions" and legacy which is their red blend. It's delicious

 

[jack]

and like 15$

 

[Lily]

I've had a cab, which is one of my favorites.

 

[jack]

That's a good one. You have to air it a little. If you like reds and see Legacy, try one. You don't even have to air it out.

 

[Lily]

What's going on @Adam Hitler? Why is a strapping "young" man home on a Saturday night? Your mate couldn't give you a lift and pay your way into a club?

 

[jack]

I play a game with some of my customers that if they guess my age correctly they get their purchases on the house.

 

[Lily]

I will try it.

 

[Lily]

I still have gotten asked for my id buying lottery tickets.

 

[jack]

Tell me what you think after? You like reds?

 

[Lily]

I still have gotten asked for my id buying lottery tickets @jack. It's not often, but it happen

 

[Lily]

I like dry reds best

 

[The Question]

I've gotten asked for Lily's ID when buying lottery tickets, too.

 

[Lily]

I still have gotten asked for my id buying lottery tickets @jack. It's not often, but it happens

 

[jack]

you'll love legacy then.

 

[jack]

LOL @TQ

 

[Lily]

You think I'm lying?

 

[Lily]

You think I'm lying, Miss Q?

 

[The Question]

No, *I'm* lying. But an utterly absurd lie for the sake of humor. :P

 

[The Prowler]

ID to buy lottery tickets? Some kind of Seniors Discount?

 

[jack]

that was funny

 

[Lily]

I admit the humor in that flew over my head.

 

[jack]

yesh idiot you have to be 18 or 21, and fed lottery law says you have to card up to 35, so shit the fuck up if you don't know

 

[Lily]

That was the first thing Murdy said when we met face to face...you don't look close to your age.

 

[The Question]

Dude: "My wife is driving me crazy!" Me: "Yeah, she can be a handful when she hasn't been dicked properly. Rest easy, fella, I'll get her sorted for ya."