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[Lily]

Melanin for the win!

 

[Jack]

I've never lost the game. the average age people guess is 52

 

[Lily]

Exactly @jack It still catches me off guard when it happens

 

[The Prowler]

most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!, really most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!, people tend not to show wrinkles.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @jack does not realize people are just having a little fun with the Drooling Old Coot! Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

When my daughter was in middle school and I sent on a field trip to the coast with the kids as a chaperone...her schoolmates thought I was an adult teenage sister.

 

[Lily]

I was probably 40-43 at the time

 

[Lily]

When my daughter was in middle school and I went on a field trip to the coast with the kids as a chaperone...her schoolmates thought I was an adult teenage sister.

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, Yeah, Lardo. Just like that Banana Story. The one where everyone here was ignoring you because you were embarrassing youself....at least now you have everyone in the mood for telling BullShit Stories!! Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

@jack

 

[Alticus]

Pot Kettle Prowler

 

[Alticus]

If anyone knows about bullshit stories it's you.

 

[Alticus]

All I wanted to say. Back to Breaking Bad

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Prowler's posts always give me gas. On the plus side, the farts always have that "imaginary car smell."

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Now that was funny. Do they go vrooooooooooooooooooom too?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Well, they sound more like a moped. Which leads my intuition to conclude that that's what Prowler *really* drives.

 

[Lily]

 

[Admin.]

By golly I think @The Question just broke the code!

 

[Admin.]

I’m sure it’s a very sporty Moped!

 

[Jack]

Just caught up...that was funny

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Probably a little two-stroke. Just like @The Prowler

 

[Jack]

 

[Lily]

I love how the douche is rendered irrelevant by uninterested posters.

 

[Jack]

You taught me that.

 

[Jack]

I'm a good learner.

 

[Lily]

 

[Jack]

Yesterday was really fun for me. It was oldschool all the way and he bit, and bit, and bit......and is still biting.

 

[Jack]

He'll need a new pillow at this rate