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LotusBud

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Just wanted to share that I think Melania's official portrait looks like she wants to grab someone's tiny dick and twist it right off. s
 

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X fella. How are ya? Hope you could run away from Daddy Hunter Jack. He hunts us gentlemen to lunch us ko, so he can get high by sniffing our FORESKINs!!!!! Beware!!!
 

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Yes, I had an accident once as an adult. I was in my car stuck in traffic. It was god awful. I went home to shower and launder my clothes.
Why didn't you get out and run into the woods rather than crapping all over yourself? I mean you had plenty of warning, there was no reason to just sit there while it just kept building up to the point you could no longer keep your sphincter closed. Then again loss of bowel control can be sudden and unpredictable when there has been a lot of anal sex, I know this because I read it not from personal experience.