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[Iggy McLulz]

Lmao

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Wtf

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I’m watching The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Frood]

I just pooped. It got stuck in the S Bend. Boiling a pan of water to melt it.

 

[Niger Lover]

You will crack the bowel bro. Rush it with a bucket of water all at once.

 

[Frood]

It's a plastic composite bowl, not ceramic.

 

[Niger Lover]

Wouldn't that be worse? What did you eat?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Fast food will do that

 

[Frood]

I didn’t have any fast food. The toilet needs to be replaced. It's a slightly smaller sized one from the 90's when they went hog wild on water saving devices. I'll get around to changing it once the house is restumped.

 

[Niger Lover]

We went the other way around here. I replaced my old giant toilet with a new water saving one cas no choice and now I often have to flush it twice compleatly defeating the purpose of it.

 

[The Question]

I just hang my ass out over the edge of freeway overpasses and shit on cars passing underneath.

 

[Frood]

I was never happier than when I was contracted to the Parks Service to clear abandoned tracks and make them suitable for heavier machinery. Bought a portable toilet seat frame and shit daily in the remote. Lucky to meed to shit once a month in a flushable..

 

[Frood]

We are animals. We need to shit freely.

 

[LotusBud]

That sounds like something, you'd do @Mr. Wednesday . Such a lovely soul.

 

[Jack]

Hey @LotusBud I see the natives are talking about their bowel movements again.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It'a never too early in a morning for Jack to seize an opportunity to bury his head up someone's ass

 

[Jack]

It's also never to early to put a stupid white nigger on ignore, like the rest of the riff raff here. Have a nice day shitstain. Bye.

 

[Jack]

It's also never too early to put a stupid white nigger on ignore, like the rest of the riff raff here. Have a nice day shitstain. Bye.

 

[Jack]

It's never too early to put a stupid white nigger on ignore, like the rest of the riff raff here is what you really mean.Have a nice day shitstain. Bye.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hahaha well that was easy. Feel free to keep on ignore, you worthless retard.

 

[Jack]

Oh and in parting...why are you a homosexual, Adam.

 

[Jack]

Oh and in parting...why are you a homosexual, Adam? You're not worth the time.

 

[Jack]

ha ha indeed.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack's got half the board on ignore now, yet he still thinks that he isn't the problem LOL

 

[Jack]

no, just the idiots like you. Most of the board are reasonable people.

 

[Jack]

You're the problem.

 

[Adam Hitler]

most of the board doesn't like you, ask around.

 

[Jack]

Most of the board hates you. Ask around. The rest keep you around to use like the toilet paper you are.

 

[Adam Hitler]

mostly due to the fact you're a massive creeper who has zero independent thoughts of your own

 

[Adam Hitler]

hence the constant no yUo routine