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[The Prowler]

How long is this gonna take those two fucktards? Hahaha!!

 

[The Prowler]

Evidence of "inept at math" and of me suggesting the old fucker is 82....that should be easy enough...No?

 

[Jack]

Um "senile Joe" is 82. Is the ADHD kicking in again?

 

[The Question]

@The Prowler Cool story, breh. But not as cool as the story about how you shove cherry tomatoes up your ass, then sit down hard enough to burst them, then go to the E.R. just to get young male doctors to tickle your prostate.

 

[Jack]

Tell your mom to stop calling me. It's irritating.

 

[Joe]

Lex @The Prowler wants to fight everybody.

 

[Jack]

What color panties you wearing today @The Prowler ?

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler I forgot you were a math guy, how many are this?

 

[Joe]

And he becomes agitated quite easily when challenged by someone who has more money lives in a more livable city & drives a better car than him.

 

[The Question]

Let's see... I've got $1.26 right now, live in a small town that looks like a Fallout: New Vegas location, and my "car" is a Shoe-baru. Fuck, I'm on his list now.

 

[Joe]

In his late middle age @The Prowler has nothing better to do than keep up wid da Joneses. Lol

 

[Joe]

Such a belligerent angry fellow

 

[Jack]

I'd be belligerent too if my "wife" bottomed out in me daily.

 

[The Question]

And then screamed at him for getting tomato paste all over her strap-on.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe, this @jack idiot said you are 82. Did you really tell him your age? Or is he (surprise surprise!) LYING AGAIN?

 

[Jack]

ewww tomato paste?

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler How many Snap On Tools does your "Wife" own anyway?

 

[Jack]

He showed us all the one he likes the most

 

[The Question]

@jack (From upthread): Courier Six Courier Six: @The Prowler Cool story, breh. But not as cool as the story about how you shove cherry tomatoes up your ass, then sit down hard enough to burst them, then go to the E.R. just to get young male doctors to tickle your prostate. 9 minutes ago

 

[Jack]

looks like an octopus tentacle. I'll bet the "wife" can go so deep it comes out his nostril

 

[The Prowler]

@jack , just how did you come to know Senile @Joe's age? He has been very secretive about it for years.

 

[The Question]

Unless she gets the angle wrong and lobotomizes him. But would anybody notice?

 

[Admin.]

Would anybody really care?

 

[The Prowler]

Haha!!! This has become all about the gay fantasies of these homo fucks. Hahaha!!!

 

[Jack]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

 

[Jack]

I'm not the one with a mom who grunts like a pig when she comes.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe does not. Did he tell you that he is 82? Or are you just making another stupid assumption?

 

[Jack]

I'm just being friendly. "Sharing is caring"

 

[Jack]

Sorry, you're misquoting yourself.

 

[Jack]

That's not the Joe you were referring to, you disingenuous nigger