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[Jack]

so my original criticism is accurate. You cant do math. and you're a really bad liar.

 

[The Prowler]

Okay, you just admitted that you are retarded and/or a liar. Nice work. I am going to have dinner now. Hahaha!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Dinner, huh? Hope your mama ate strawberries.

 

[Jack]

Clutching defeat out of the hands of victory again? I'd run too if I were you.

 

[Seamajor]

Weird. You guys talking about Breakdown?

 

[Seamajor]

@ Jack. Math is super important because there’s only one answer

 

[LotusBud]

@jack Whose mom are you boinking?

 

[Jack]

no ones. But prowler's mom's grunting is so loud when she comes I can sometimes hear it all the way across the Canadian border. Pretty sure Prowler bonks his mom, probably in a daisy chain with his "wife"

 

[Jack]

You think he's wolfing his dinner? Hopefully he doesn't binge and purge.

 

[Jack]

purge

 

[Admin.]

I don't really care that Yowler and his so called "Wife" binge and purge, it's just that they purge all over each other before leaving McDonalds that disturbs me.

 

[Jack]

Yeah those big macs with double cheese are NASTY when they come back up.

 

[Jack]

 

[Admin.]

Do it again, I was texting and missed it!

 

[Admin.]

Well you wouldn't know it watching Prowltard lapping it up afterward.

 

[Lily]

Yowler's "kick me" sign is made of neon lights...

 

[Jack]

good evening Lily

 

[Jack]

He's having dinner at the moment

 

[Admin.]

His "wife" is what our Canadian friends call a "real good eater"

 

[Lily]

What's up, Jack? I think he's eating crow.

 

[Jack]

Doing well, My wife's bday is thursday and im creating her present tomorrow

 

[Jack]

He's eating something.

 

[X]

Don’t you just wash a cucumber and wrap it happy birthday viola

 

[X]

 

[X]

MAGA!!!!!!!

 

[X]

@jack whats you you soy boi dick kisser ?

 

[X]

***whats up

 

[Jack]

you're so edgy.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

X: MAGA!!!!!!! 2 minutes ago (Did you forget which account you're on?)

 

[Jack]

I think he did