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[X]

Brb

 

[The Prowler]

X, you are going to have limp noodles to go along with your limp noodle

 

[X]

Yup, soggy yuck I need to boil another bag

 

[X]

I hate white plain rice and over boiled noodles, al dente is the only way

 

[X]

I killed it on ubereats today, made almoast $200

 

[X]

I used my gas bike and electric

 

[X]

And FROZEEEEE

 

[X]

 

[X]

I haven’t even had time to burn a dooby

 

[X]

Now I’ll throw on Barney miller on YouTube and sit back and bake

 

[X]

Stuffed peppers and pasta and a garden salad

 

[X]

Happier than a dog up a bone tree

 

[X]

Unlike @Breakfall ive a reach that’d knock out any of you

 

[The Associate]

Relax, before you bust a blood vessel.

 

[X]

@Weeg !!!! I hope you’re out there M’ingAGA!!

 

[The Associate]

On second thought, keep on ragin', discount cajun.

 

[X]

I’d spin kick the lips off your mouth @Courier Six

 

[X]

Im actually 6’3

 

[X]

Usually have a Mohawk but I’m going through shit and couldn’t gaf how I look this days

 

[The Associate]

Uh huh. You know, as wacky made-up stories go, you're half-assing it.

 

[X]

You’re just lucky a country separates us

 

[The Associate]

Really, go nuts. Tell us all how you wear a live wolf as an unwilling codpiece, and when you get the shits, you just stuff a Harley-Davidson up your ass to keep going about your day. If you're gonna make shit up, go hog wild.

 

[X]

My Cat died!! My salvation, the routine we had that kept me ‘normal’

 

[The Associate]

Tell us all about how, when you get a pit peckish, you rip one of your own arms off and chow down on that, then grow it back in time to do it again for supper. Just get real nuts with it.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Sorry for your loss X. I luvs my cats

 

[The Associate]

Tell us all about how, when you get a bit peckish, you rip one of your own arms off and chow down on that, then grow it back in time to do it again for supper. Just get real nuts with it.

 

[X]

Live wolf?? Pffft beaver pelts with the still beating hearts

 

[The Scoundrel]

This Courier guy has a vivid imagination

 

[X]

THANK YOU @The Scoundrel thats very nice of you

 

[The Associate]

And was this a real cat? Is this cat in the room with us now?