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[The Scoundrel]

Typical E conversation. Never met you before man but I love you and we're gonna be best mates forever

 

[X]

LOL

 

[The Scoundrel]

Iv'e said some version of that thousands of times since 1985

 

[The Associate]

I would've thought X was more of a Jet guy.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Broke my last little rock into 2 so I can savour longer

 

[The Scoundrel]

Could you say that again in English?

 

[The Associate]

Come on, you know what Jet is.

 

[The Scoundrel]

?? A Yank thing?

 

[X]

?

 

[The Associate]

Nice little mix of amphetamine and jenkem.

 

[X]

Ohhh, why didn’t you just say the drug that makes you crave black cawk

 

[The Scoundrel]

Gross dude. Leave the fuckin ass alone

 

[X]

Hahaha. @Courier Six toull get no ass cookies here fella

 

[The Associate]

Jenkem=urine and feces left out in the sun in a jug for between 2 week - 1 month. Portion that out, let it sun-dry. Fill an inhaler canister about halfway, add a little meth. Take a big ol' huff off it. That's Jet.

 

[The Scoundrel]

We've been trialing a little thing in some clubs. It's Coke, MDMA, Ket and Caffeine. We colour it pink. Going well so far

 

[X]

Can’t you just smoke weed like everyone else @Courier Six

 

[The Associate]

You sure you're not a Jet fiend, X?

 

[X]

Sorry @Courier Six toull have to partake alone, if you have some weed I’ll chill with you while you do your thing but don’t try and reach for ass cookies

 

[The Scoundrel]

Even I wouldn't sell that and I've done some pretty bad things

 

[The Scoundrel]

Well it's that time of night for rolling up a piece of cardboard. Sticking it in you pipe then blazing the bowl to get the stuck on residue out

 

[jack]

Sounds messy

 

[The Scoundrel]

Nah. It's all good

 

[jack]

I have a silicone pipe. I put it in the freezer and squeeze all that goop out

 

[jack]

and a glass screen

 

[The Scoundrel]

Silicone Crack pipe?

 

[jack]

oh sorry, didnt realize we were talking about rock

 

[The Scoundrel]

Keep up son

 

[The Scoundrel]

I like glass ones but they break anbd you can't do this with them

 

[jack]

 

[The Scoundrel]

A bird in the hand has handled my bush?