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I'm not the one doing the dancing, unfortunately for you. Deflection has never worked as a troll for you, yet it's your endless go to. Quite telling
 
"I'm not the one doing the dancing, unfortunately for you." You're the one posting 'em, you're the one doin' the dancing. Or does a principle even that basic elude you like all the others?
 
Does your beard -- eh, wife -- have to lock up the cleaning supplies to prevent you from drinking them? And do you ever catch her with a look on her face that would suggest to someone with a functional intellect that she's reconsidering that policy?