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[jack]

 

[The Associate]

Next month, throwing down for batter applicates; a 7+ cu. ft. refrigerator to replace the 1.something I've got now. After that, a Cuisinart coffee maker that can do ground OR K-cup and a combo air fryer / toaster oven.

 

[The Associate]

Better appliances*.

 

[Lily]

Yes @jack. I believe it is...

 

[The Associate]

Yep, time for me to log until I'm back on top of myself. Later.

 

[Lily]

You can get a good price on best quality coffee maker from @The Prowler

 

[jack]

rofl

 

[Lily]

I'm not kidding @jack. @The Prowler sells coffeemakers.

 

[Lily]

Dishwashers too.

 

[jack]

stop it

 

[Lily]

Why? It's a fact. Search for it under his member name it should come up.

 

[jack]

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[Lily]

I shit you not.

 

[Lily]

A Quick Update

Holy fuck, reading that shit gives great insight into what stupid people talk about. I can’t believe that he’s passing himself off as a blonde? That ginger on the top must be nicotine stains! A couple of weeks back he was trying to convince the audience that he was from Viking...

bastardfactory.net

 

[The Prowler]

I also play free gigs for charity events. Nobody with a basic understanding of how a society functions would consider that embarrassing. This is just another one of @Lily's awkward attempts at "clowning" me, while making herself look stupid in the process.

 

[Lily]

Who's more bald you or the lonely Maytag man?

 

[jack]

Bless your semen obsessed heart

 

[jack]

the Maytag guy has a friar tuck at the very least

 

[Lily]

hehehe...he's bald and that-s funny

 

[jack]

Prowler was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

 

[Lily]

hehehe...he's bald and that's funny

 

[Lily]

lmao

 

[X]

All practiced to make it consistent @jack ?? Than what would be the point of sharing you mong bean

 

[X]

 

[X]

Jack it appears that drinking jizz is making you poast some really lame bald jokes

 

[jack]

alopecia is the community's friend.

 

[jack]

it's weird though X. normally when a guy is bald it's because of excess testosterone. But in your butt buddies case he just shoots blanks. Don't you find that disconcerfting?

 

[X]

I’m bald

 

[jack]

good for you

 

[X]

Also I find drinking one’s own jizz disconcerting