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[The Question]

"Haw." the man said. "A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt."

 

[Weeg]

TRUMP is going to deport all MUSLMS!!

 

[X]

He should deport every retard that owns more than a handgun

 

[Jack]

Hey x

 

[X]

What

 

[Jack]

Gmorning

 

[Jack]

Snowing like a bitch here

 

[X]

Not really but hey

 

[X]

Off and on here, I’m out on my electric bike, not much range in the colder weather

 

[Jack]

I took mine out yesterday before the storm just to discharge the battery for the winter

 

[X]

Ubereats is busy again today, Lottsa lazy people.. deliveries just across the street

 

[Jack]

Good tips though? Their laziness should be your good fortune

 

[X]

Honestly, yesterday made $240 .. $83 was tip

 

[Jack]

Nice

 

[X]

I’m already at $96 lunch just started and you have an option of shopping for people and delivering they pay very well

 

[X]

Sometimes one order is $50

 

[X]

It’s not what I made as a tradesman but fuck I’m old and both physically and mentally broken

 

[X]

If any of you guise use ubereats tip at least a buck you swines

 

[Jack]

I alwaya tip 25% for any service

 

[Seamajor]

Where I am, anyone with a car is an Uber driver. Just stick your hand out and wave.

 

[Weeg]

X I got a tip! Dont take any wooden nickles!

 

[X]

lol

 

[X]

Here you need a newer model car to drive passengers

 

[Weeg]

I wanna do uber but we dont have it in the country

 

[The Question]

Hey, Weeg -- if cans from the cannery, and fish come from the fishery, what comes from the country?

 

[The Question]

Hey, Weeg -- if cans come from the cannery, and fish come from the fishery, what comes from the country?

 

[Weeg]

Weegs!

 

[Jack]

Counts?

 

[The Question]

Cunts.

 

[The Question]

So Weeg was right.