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[X]

Probably the juiCY JUMBOS!!

 

[Lily]

I had to deal with crass comments from.the guys in the dorm cafeteria when eating bananas.

 

[Lily]

All the girls did. I was a shy 18 yr old.

 

[The Prowler]

Like "Look at the F A T Gorilla eating bananas!!!"?

 

[The Prowler]

Look at the size of your mouth, Lardo!!!!

 

[Lily]

I would cut pieces off to eat a banana.

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahaha!!

 

[Lily]

Eventually, I got tired of the sexual innuendos.

 

[Lily]

I slowly peeled a banana one morning

 

[Alticus]

Better than being a bald faced liar.

 

[Alticus]

Better than being a bald faced liar Prowler.

 

[jack]

Right? Accent on the first syllable

 

[Lily]

Smiling sort of provocatively...and then I bit off a piece violently

 

[Lily]

Making my teeth snap.

 

[Alticus]

I'm gonna go get some dinner. I having a steak dinner with the Rolling Stones.

 

[Alticus]

I'm picking them up in my Limo.

 

[jack]

sweet. Is Keith Richards cooking?

 

[Lily]

And the guys...said "whoooaaa" collectively, said "ouch" and a few.other.comments

 

[Lily]

But never got trolled on eating anything phallic shaoed ever again.

 

[Alticus]

@jack Not this time, Gordon Ramsay is.

 

[Alticus]

@jack Not this time. Gordon Ramsay is.

 

[Lily]

But never got trolled on eating anything phallic shaped ever again.

 

[jack]

I wonder if Mrs Campbell knows what her hubby does online?

 

[Alticus]

Peace all!

 

[jack]

have fun

 

[Lily]

Enjoy your dinner @Alticus

 

[The Prowler]

Check out Lardo @Lily talking about eating a banana while EVERYONE tries to ignore her!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Except for you, hmmm?

 

[Lily]

They were trying to intervene in your enjoyable delusion....

 

[Lily]

Derp!