1,000,000 Post Thread

[Admin.]

Four years of peace and quiet, now we’re back to waking up every day wondering what utterly insane thing is going to happen next. “Daddy why does China’s new Aircraft Carrier look just like the USS Gerald Ford?”

 

[LotusBud]

@Admin., God, I know. What a disaster.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They have pills for severe TDS, you know.

 

[Admin.]

Do they have pills for acute Rageyitis?

 

[Weeg]

Many on here suffer needlessly from TDS. Momma can help all that suffer!

 

[Weeg]

So, that makes you happy?

No. Are yoo listening to yoor god Lily again?

 

[Admin.]

Trump has no clothes.

 

[Weeg]

@Admin. thsts not true

 

[Weeg]

Also Jackand Edgar are the same person

 

[Weeg]

@UncleDiLF yoo get the memo?

 

[Admin.]

So you won’t be having a threesome with them I think.

 

[Weeg]

Threesome?? What yoo talkin about

 

[The Associate]

That's right, UncleWeegX -- Jack and I are the same person posting from opposite sides of the country in real-time. How? MAGIC. It's a trick I learned from your dad -- except that I'm in TWO places at once, while (the day your mama told him she was pregnant) he was in NO places at once.

 

[jack]

Jesdus what a fucking retard

 

[The Associate]

That's right, UncleWeegX -- Jack and I are the same person posting from opposite sides of the country in real-time. How? MAGIC. It's a trick I learned from your dad -- except that I'm in TWO places at once, whereas (the day your mama told him she was pregnant) he was in NO places at once.

 

[jack]

Good morning

 

[The Associate]

Not really, but morning at least. lol

 

[jack]

someone is invisible. I didn't know we could do that?

 

[The Associate]

Hm. Worth looking into.

 

[jack]

5 members, 4 names up

 

[The Associate]

Huh; that IS weird.

 

[jack]

I see it a lot, especially lately.

 

[The Associate]

There's probably a setting somewhere that'll let you select whether you appear or not when you're here.

 

[jack]

you stay on the board for ah hour unless you log off deliberately when you leave.

 

[The Associate]

Ah. Maybe somebody left an hour ago and is still being counted?

 

[jack]

they their name would be up

 

[jack]

dilf (for example) posted 14 minutes ago

 

[jack]

now 178 minutes. At 60 he will vanish is he doesnt refresh

 

[jack]

sorry 18 minutes

 

[UncleDiLF]

Good morning, Cock.