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[X]

I’m okay dun worry

 

[The Question]

Nobody was worrying.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Nobody's worrying, X

 

[X]

Snowy cold cemetery visit ended with a spill, I knew I should’ve waited until they plowed

 

[MANCID RILKO]

BAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[MANCID RILKO]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, EDGAR

 

[X]

When’s the fucking liquor shop open??!!

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Jack]

10 am?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Keep some booze at home

 

[X]

What is 10 am?

 

[Jack]

11 is whn ours opens

 

[MANCID RILKO]

This way they;re always open

 

[Jack]

when your liquor store opens

 

[The Question]

Ten-hundred, you cake-eating sissy.

 

[Jack]

If I owned one I'd call it Pussy Liquors

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LEt's leave cake out of this

 

[The Question]

@X, not @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[X]

My knee is fucked my side hurts

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Unless it's GladOS cake

 

[MANCID RILKO]

In that case, the cake is alie

 

[Jack]

my knee and ankle are swollen, so I know what you mean

 

[MANCID RILKO]

In that case, the cake is a lie

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Good thing you guys have socialized healthcare, X

 

[The Question]

If your knee and side hurt, throw yourself down a flight of stairs -- then you won't even notice your knee and your side.

 

[X]

I cried so hard I screamed at the top of my lungs for her, but nothing

 

[The Question]

Dr. Friendly prescribes a full regimen of TYDAFOS for what ails ya.

 

[Plitthaddio]

X you don't know what knee pain is. my knees have been fucked for 20 plus years. What the fuck up

 

[X]

I’m so sick of this

 

[Plitthaddio]

Wake. fuck.