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[jack]

its 20 here, snowing again.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

We still haven't had snow here yet. If this was Iowa, we'd be buried hip deep in the shit by now.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Surprisingly, the most annoying thing about snow in the Mid is, it doesn't fall, then stay. It falls, melts to slush, and then WHOMP! Another three feet on top of the slush and ice.

 

[jack]

Its pretty perfect right now. Long as it stays below freezing it's very nice

 

[Edgar Friendly]

I wouldn't mind a little snow if we're going to be livin' frigid. lol

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Still no donations on the DeviantArt stuff. Figures.

 

[jack]

That site never lets me log in for some reason

 

[Edgar Friendly]

That's weird. Maybe it's blocking you on account of your VPN?

 

[jack]

Maybe?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

I mean, I don't see why it should, but... never know.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

See if you can get to this page:

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

If you can reach that one, it's probably not a VPN problem.

 

[jack]

Not sure what the problem is.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Weird.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

HELlO!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Yep.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Hello indeed.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I used to have a friend called Edgart

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I used to have a friend called Edgar

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He was a weird little fella

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He had a mustache by the time he was eleven and the other kids made fun of him

 

[Edgar Friendly]

I would imagine that's par for the course with somebody named Edgar.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Mudslides killed 11 people in my city yesterday

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Ever notice that certain names tend to align with certain personality types?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Mikes tend to be assholes; Roberts tend to end up swiping other dudes' dames.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Jennifers make great LTRs and spouses, but Jessicas are freakier in bed.

 

[jack]

And Kelly's will give you head every day without even having to ask.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL I'm not sure about the Jennifers

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Sonyas tend to be airheaded but not promiscuous enough to be bimbos.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

John tends to be a complete hellion as rebellion against the bland-ass name, while Frank is ultra-reliable to the point of being boring and predictable.