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[Jack]

its 20 here, snowing again.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

We still haven't had snow here yet. If this was Iowa, we'd be buried hip deep in the shit by now.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Surprisingly, the most annoying thing about snow in the Mid is, it doesn't fall, then stay. It falls, melts to slush, and then WHOMP! Another three feet on top of the slush and ice.

 

[Jack]

Its pretty perfect right now. Long as it stays below freezing it's very nice

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I wouldn't mind a little snow if we're going to be livin' frigid. lol

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Still no donations on the DeviantArt stuff. Figures.

 

[Jack]

That site never lets me log in for some reason

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

That's weird. Maybe it's blocking you on account of your VPN?

 

[Jack]

Maybe?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I mean, I don't see why it should, but... never know.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

See if you can get to this page:

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[Mr. Wednesday]

If you can reach that one, it's probably not a VPN problem.

 

[Jack]

Not sure what the problem is.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Weird.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

HELlO!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yep.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Hello indeed.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I used to have a friend called Edgart

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I used to have a friend called Edgar

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He was a weird little fella

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He had a mustache by the time he was eleven and the other kids made fun of him

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I would imagine that's par for the course with somebody named Edgar.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Mudslides killed 11 people in my city yesterday

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Ever notice that certain names tend to align with certain personality types?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Mikes tend to be assholes; Roberts tend to end up swiping other dudes' dames.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Jennifers make great LTRs and spouses, but Jessicas are freakier in bed.

 

[Jack]

And Kelly's will give you head every day without even having to ask.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL I'm not sure about the Jennifers

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Sonyas tend to be airheaded but not promiscuous enough to be bimbos.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

John tends to be a complete hellion as rebellion against the bland-ass name, while Frank is ultra-reliable to the point of being boring and predictable.