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[Alticus]

@The Prowler God I respect you!

 

[Admin.]

My cars bigger than yours!

 

[The Associate]

I'm sure his '73 Gremlin has bucket seats. As in, literal buckets that he flipped over and screwed into the floorboards.

 

[Admin.]

I bet little Joey’s car doesn’t have a championship belt!

 

[jack]

It begs the question "why is this so important to him. Such a trigger

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine thinking that "mocking" someone who owns a C8 Corvette by suggesting they drive an old beater is a WINZZ!! You idiot!! They are people like @Alticus **who can not even afford a car** reading this shit....you are insulting that poor fucktard, not me!! Hahahaha!!!!

 

[jack]

Or an aids ring on the muffler

 

[The Associate]

His brags read like escapist wish-fulfillment fantasies. His real life must be absolutely fucking awful.

 

[jack]

Wow still spazzing out. Get some help Joey.

 

[Lily]

He is incredibly boring and wants to believe his ordinary life is hot shit. Makes you wonder what his childhood was like to think that what he does is extraordinary.

 

[The Associate]

Just a sad, simple fool with delusions of adequacy.

 

[The Prowler]

My real life is....hockey, baseball, camping, pickle ball, music, games nights, and a list of hobbies way too long to mentions....Oh yeah, and a C8 Corvette!!! Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Alticus]

@Lily He's just confirming everything I accused him of in my long winded post the other day.

 

[Weeg]

I dont have a car

 

[jack]

He was the faggot always getting pushed into lockers and treated to swirlies when he wnt to the washroom

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Why won't you show me your Magic The Gathering decks?

 

[The Associate]

What a great life -- sure explains why you're burning it on a messageboard where most posters think you're the punchline to a joke you're playing on yourself.

 

[The Prowler]

@Alticus Does it hurt you when @Edgar Friendly makes fun of someone who might have to drive an old crappy car, when you cannot even afford an aold crappy car? Hahaha!!!

 

[Alticus]

No

 

[Admin.]

I have things!

 

[Lily]

@Edgar Friendly What a life y'all pickle ball and game nights. Damn, he's a baller! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

 

[Lily]

S

 

[Lily]

Such a pimp, yo.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Associate]

I don't know what 'pickleball' is, but it sounds astonishingly geh.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler I don't a car. I take buses or a cab. Why blow a bunch of coin on gas, insurance and repairs when I don't have to?

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler I don't need a car. I take buses or a cab. Why blow a bunch of coin on gas, insurance and repairs when I don't have to?

 

[jack]

Very lame deflection Joey

 

[The Prowler]

@Edgar Friendly You do realize that you have surrounded yourself with real life lsoers, right? @Lily @jack @Admin. @Alticus They are all bona fide real life losers. If "Most Users" here come after me, it is because that is the extent of their power *anywhere*. In REAL LIFE, you people just say "Yes sir. Right away sir!" to people like me.

 

[The Associate]

Shit, why indeed, when you can just lie to people online about it? Right @The Prowler ?