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[LotusBud]

That toilet paper thing is uniquely American. LOL. No one was buying TP here during the lockdowns. No one.

 

[Lily]

It's so weird, Lotus. Wait until the flu hits us hard with H5N1

 

[LotusBud]

It makes no sense.

 

[Lily]

It's coming...I'm guessing for the 2026

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Just wait until a disease comes along where extreme chronic diarrhea is actually one of the symptoms; people will start panic-buying picnic tables. Because durrr.

 

[LotusBud]

The very first thing I think about is water, then immediately after, food. Sometimes, in earthquake country, I would also think about escape routes. I never once thought about toilet paper.

 

[Lily]

Yep. Food, water, and safety.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Glad I'm no longer in the Mid; "Tornado Alley" is a nerve-wracking place to live.

 

[Lily]

Norovirus is making the rounds @The Question

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Welp, better go snag me a few dozen picnic tables!

 

[Lily]

But the media aren't really covering it so people aren't panicking

 

[LotusBud]

Is that stricly a gastric thing?

 

[LotusBud]

My daughter was sick, and after I got back here I started getting really bad headaches and doing lots of sneezing. Nothing gastric, though.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Are you leftoids still kvetching about Trump?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Or have you moved onto discussing your various ailments

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I was complaining about how difficult it is to get your mother to stop texting me.

 

[LotusBud]

Just went out to check on my elderly neighbor. I heard her screaming. Scared me. She was yelling for her 90-year-old sister to come over. She has no idea how she sounds. I was getting ready to call the ambulance.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jesus, that neighbour must be old if Lotty describes her as elderly

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You should be nice to elderly folks; you'll be one someday. Or then again, maybe you won't. ;)

 

[Lily]

Norovirus is gastric

 

[Adam Hitler]

do you live in some kind of elderly community Lotus?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thanks Queefstion. I am usually, but elderly leftists are a different matter

 

[Lily]

Wtf is you with hating old people?

 

[Lily]

One of my favorite social media personalities is 'Grandpa Joe.

 

[Lily]

He's actually British and a complete dear.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It just so happens that the old people on here are mostly of the leftist variety

 

[Lily]

He's joyful and happy.

 

[LotusBud]

I love my old sisters. Life here would have been completely different without them. Not nearly as good, or as amusing.

 

[Lily]

He's gotta be 90

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I was a fan of Joad Cressbeckler when The Onion was running that character. lulz