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[The Associate]

And the pic of the "elite" Secret Service dame half Trump's size trying to shield him with her body (or it appeared that's what she was trying to do) when she's so tiny she comes up to his armpit at best. Fucking hell.

 

[Admin.]

Imho if that was staged, I’d say the Trump team was behind it, the way Trump reacted, the way the scrum of agents paused in their race to evacuate their protected, and Trump’s look at me bandaid.

 

[The Associate]

Like her Lilliputian ass was gonna shield his KNEECAP from danger or something.

 

[jack]

the way he's currently grifting off it to the tune of billions

 

[jack]

memecoins?

 

[jack]

djt stock

 

[jack]

the golden sneakers?

 

[Admin.]

Imho if that was staged, I’d say the Trump team was behind it, the way Trump reacted, the way the scrum of agents paused in their race to evacuate their protected so Trump could release his new campaign slogan and Trump’s look at me bandaid.

 

[The Associate]

I don't doubt he's milking it for all he can get out of it, but I'm, let's say, hardcore skeptical that he engineered it.

 

[jack]

what the shooting?

 

[Admin.]

Me? Yes

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, I don't see Trump engineering a staged assassination attempt on himself.

 

[jack]

he didnt know in my opinion

 

[The Associate]

Positing an 'Et tu, Brute' from Vance? Eh. More plausible, but not so plausible that I buy it.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t think is capable of plotting it either. But he has some very smart evil people on his team

 

[jack]

The live videos tell the tale very clearly.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Jesus Christ, jack! Trump staged his own assassination attempt? I may need to revise your TDS rating in my files.

 

[Admin.]

“Hold up guys let me expose myself to my base one more time!”

 

[jack]

Fucking LOL

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Although, that tiny Secret Service gal did have a very nice ass, IMO.

 

[The Associate]

To be clear, I don't think the Bidem administration engineered it, either. My strongest suspect would be the CIA, who I firmly believe also engineered the JFK assassination.

 

[jack]

yeah that should go in the Non Nude girl thread in hardcore

 

[The Associate]

To be clear, I don't think the Biden administration engineered it, either. My strongest suspect would be the CIA, who I firmly believe also engineered the JFK assassination.

 

[Admin.]

Watch Reagan’s evacuation they had him in the limo and out of there in seconds

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Clearly the "way was opened" by Deep State nefarious traitorous scum. Leftists and Registered Democrats all.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They fear for their Gravy Train.

 

[jack]

yeah @The Question but you know LBJ fucked kennedy in the neck to fool the Warren Commission into thinking it was an exit wound?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But all they succeeded in doing was cementing Trump's reelection.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[jack]

yeah...sigh