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[Lily]

It's fuck around and find out

 

[Lily]

It's not "be normal and find out"...duh

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're lucky to have him.

 

[Lily]

And he's lucky to have me and knows it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

As he should. Now go make him a sandwich and iron his shirts.

 

[Lily]

We make each other meals and cook together too. It's lovely.

 

[Lily]

He's a gentleman. 12 yrs and still opening doors for me.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

12 years and he ain't married you? the Cad!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, I'm happy for you. And you have the forums to keep your bitch/cunt shit in. :)

 

[Lily]

We don't want to be married. We both have been divorced

 

[Lily]

Marriage is for children. We are not having kids.

 

[Lily]

Bitch is activated by assholes...again FAFO

 

[Reggie_Essent]

An interesting perspective. And I already FOed that long ago, you daft cunt.

 

[Murdy]

LOL they say that Brazoo is the only place in the world in which:

- The pimps are jealous
- Hookers will French kiss
- Drug dealers get high on their own stash

Never get high on your own supply…

Or you’ll never retire from gram bagz

Why would anyone French kiss a hooker ewwwwww

 

[Murdy]

I’m just using my boyfriend for sex so…

 

[Lily]

What trggered you now, ffs? That was a general statement. I wasn't personal.

 

[Jack]

I use everyone for sex

 

[Murdy]

He eats like a champ… and no one our age wants to strap up that’s for children

 

[Lily]

Isn't that and opening jars the reason we keep them around @Murdy?

 

[Murdy]

@jack

 

[Murdy]

YES! And reaching the top shelf, opening car doors, pulling seats out and brining in the groceries!

 

[Murdy]

@Lily ^^

 

[Lily]

Fuckin A

 

[Murdy]

I sleep better next to a Neanderthal

 

[Lily]

And the humor is good too

 

[Murdy]

Oh the funny ones are DANGEROUS! One minute your laughing and the swoooosh where did my clothes go!?!!

 

[Lily]

Though last night we were talking about his experience as an expert witness in drug cases

 

[Lily]

And I asked a question on maspectrometry

 

[Lily]

Oh boy...

 

[Lily]

But I did ask...