Think of the entertainment value for Bastard Factory, @Alticus . It would be legendary. We should wait for warm weather, so you can start training now.
@Alticus why are you being so evasive? What date works for you? I can mark it in my calendar now and make sure I keep it free. Like I said, I will only smack you lightly so you do not get seriously hurt. I might hit you hard in the chest or arm just so youcan get a taste of my power....but I will pull my punches to your enoty noggin.