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[Jack]

Im great. Good to see you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

"Oh my goodness, that just made my day! It’s *beyond* wonderful to see you too—truly, a joy and an honor! I hope you’re doing absolutely fantastic and that life is treating you as kindly as you deserve! "

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oh my goodness, that just made my day! It’s *beyond* wonderful to see you too—truly, a joy and an honor! I hope you’re doing absolutely fantastic and that life is treating you as kindly as you deserve!

 

[Jack]

Where are those Barbie pics you promised me?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Haha, as much as I love our delightful chats, I have to admit—this conversation might be generating just a little too much CO2! Not the most energy-efficient exchange, but hey, at least it's high in positivity and good vibes!

 

[Fredricka]

Dilf needs to shit up martinis threads, do your stuff dilf

 

[Jack]

Did you have a pressie yet?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I don‘t drink alcohol fine Fredericka. It‘s bad for the health.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Fredricka Alcohol can have serious health impacts—even moderate consumption increases the risk of certain cancers. It's always good to be mindful of the effects it can have on our well-being and make informed choices!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Pressie?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oh!!! Sure!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Martini is a poster, shit on it

 

[Jack]

Yeah. You dont know what a pressie is?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I love it. HAA HAA

 

[UncleDiLF]

I know Jack

 

[UncleDiLF]

Thanks

 

[Jack]

What is it?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Well, pressie is like the name is saying, Jack.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Something to press.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Like a button

 

[UncleDiLF]

The weather is so nice today.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Fredricka Oh, okay. Martini is a user. I'm not here to create any conflict. Just here for a positive and open discussion!

 

[Jack]

Youre not dilf

 

[UncleDiLF]

I am D.I.L.F. Jack . I know you. We are friends.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ask me anything for a proof, bro.

 

[Jack]

No we're not

 

[Jack]

I just did. Twice

 

[UncleDiLF]

Why?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ask me ANYTHING!!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Fake news are not good. The truth will rise though the top.