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[Lily]

My guy wears boxer briefs for that.

 

[Lily]

Freaking x...lol

 

[X]

Poark the girlfriend as soon as I walk in LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Can we all take a minute to think about x's junk, please

 

[X]

 

[Lily]

No, it will make him horny!

 

[jack]

why do millenials call it "junk"?

 

[X]

Sometimes one ball falls outve the pocket provided

 

[Fredricka]

Weeg would love that

 

[jack]

"out've"

 

[X]

The guys know, you have to reach on for an adjustment

 

[Lily]

Theirs must smell like landfills @jack

 

[X]

The guys know, you have to reach on for an adjustment

 

[X]

The guys know, you have to reach in for an adjustment

 

[Lily]

lmao @Fredricka

 

[Lily]

Men's genitalia is so...I don't know, messy and unseemly...things just hanging out, flopping around, embarrassing you with the bulges

 

[X]

Holy fuck it’s 6pm?

 

[Fredricka]

lily

 

[X]

Nawww, it’s like having a friend that hang’s around

 

[X]

Sometimes you beat him up

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

Lol

 

[jack]

Sometimes he spits at you.

 

[Lily]

oh good lort...lmao

 

[X]

Mines has seen a lot of action, I often think of retirement for the fellow

 

[Lily]

liar

 

[X]

Then he’s all like HELL NO!!

 

[X]

 

[Lily]

Anyway, it's my understanding that ED brings men to retirement...it decides when it's over.

 

[X]

Fuck!! I’ll never get that