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[Reggie_Essent]

He'd probably be one of those crazy fuckers that paint themselves white and huff spray paint and hurl themselves off of old Ford trucks careening across the outback.

 

[Frood]

I prefer these settings...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that the Great Escarpment that separates Queensland from the dessicated dead dry heart of Aussiland?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It's funny how there's always one hot chick in the dystopian future of Australia in those movies and they're always surrounded by hundreds of dudes but never get raped.

 

[Frood]

Border Ranges along Qld/NSW coast but inland.

 

[Frood]

Chlamydia, Reggie. It's a problem. Our women infected the koalas too

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nice. I know there there are pockets of green heaven on your big dry continent.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And that's where chlamydia came from? No wonder your lamb chops suck.

 

[Frood]

Lush volcanic mountainous... 10 foot pythons, stinging trees... constant rain

 

[Frood]

We only export mutton for youse folk

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Send the mutton to Canada. They're used to shit like that. We don't do a lot of lamb her in the Land of Milk and Honey, but the ones my butcher gets puts your stringy Aussie crap to shame.

 

[Frood]

Got to slow cook and char them on the barbecue

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah? What about a marinade? Do you have to tenderize them with a 10 pound porch maul first?

 

[Frood]

Let them go really low and slow. Marinade throughout if that's your thing. Usually just drizzle olive oil, sprigs of rosemary, maybe dash of salt, pepper, or dried garlic

 

[Frood]

Think barely cooking low. Breaks up the fibres and makes them tasty

 

[jack]

LOL what a fucking riot.

 

[jack]

Flynn just completely fucked that whole troll up

 

[Fredricka]

Flynns a fuck up full stop

 

[The Prowler]

A Tibetan Terrier is not a terrier.

 

[jack]

That was fucking HILARIOUS

 

[jack]

Go back to bed Prowler, you're a fucking idiot as well ok? Happy now/

 

[jack]

Go back to bed Prowler, you're a fucking idiot as well ok? Happy now?

 

[No One]

Flynn is not a very intelligent person in many ways. She needs to abase himself more thoroughly at some point and perhaps will be forgiven

 

[jack]

This one was funny.

 

[The Prowler]

Another "random" dog fact.....Tibetan Spaniels ARE NOT SPANIELS!!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

"There are very fine people on boths sides of Ottowa."

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahahaha!!! @jack, you crack.

 

[The Prowler]

Me up.

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

Are you desperate for attention this morning little guy?