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[The Associate]

Corve77e.

 

[The Associate]

Corv3tt3.

 

[The Associate]

:P

 

[The Associate]

Dodge Neon.

 

[The Prowler]

I will have my car on the road in a few weeks. Then you will really start to cry again.

 

[The Associate]

Okay, it knows the v3tt3 without the cor.

 

[The Associate]

Good to know.

 

[The Associate]

You mean your Renault Fuque-Du-Merde?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeah, I suggested that they screw around with the word filter involving sports cars

 

[The Associate]

Your Arctic White C8 AMC Pacer?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Arctic white Yugo

 

[The Associate]

Or will you next decide to pretend to drive something classy and luxurious, like say, a 1947 Ford Motherfucker?

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!! You people are so lame. You know that I own a 2023 C 8 Corve tte. Why do you have to make such a big deal about it? It is almost like you are jealous....

 

[The Associate]

Nah, ya don't.

 

[The Associate]

You own a 1977 AMC Pacer -- puke green.

 

[The Associate]

If we're going with imaginary vehicles, well, I can imagine, too. And my imagination of what you drive > yours.

 

[The Associate]

I'm thinking 1981 Honda Civic, rusted but for a bondo'd front left quarter panel, and a cracked CV joint.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm going with a '77 Vega.

 

[The Associate]

Oooh, I hear that's a status symbol among the dogfucker crowd.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

I mean, I *would* have thought 'rusted white panel van', but... everybody knows The Prowler ain't into girls. Or humans.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

We are cruel bastards.

 

[The Associate]

Not me. I am entirely clinical. Examining the evidence, pure cold analysis.

 

[The Associate]

Oops -- sorry, @The Prowler , didn't mean to excite you with the syllables, 'anal'.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yeah, and I'm Pope Larry.

 

[The Associate]

I hear @The Prowler has beliefs *similar* to Catholicism -- except he venerates High Howliness The Pup.

 

[The Associate]

I hear @The Prowler has beliefs *similar* to Catholicism -- except he venerates His Howliness The Pup.

 

[The Associate]

Pup Fido IV, right, @The Prowler ?

 

[The Associate]

The poor mailman -- he think's @The Prowler 's dog is aggressive -- when it's really just begging for help escaping.

 

[The Associate]

The poor mailman -- he thinks @The Prowler 's dog is aggressive -- when it's really just begging for help escaping.