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[jack]

Nope but still here

 

[LotusBud]

I self deported almost six years go.

 

[Blandscape]

@Reg…everyone wipes the floor with you.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Eat me, I'm a Danish.

 

[jack]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@LotusBud, but you didn't self deport from the internet.

 

[No One]

14 for me

 

[LotusBud]

@Blandscape LOL

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[LotusBud]

@Larry Loungelizard I didn't know people were getting deported from the innernets. Uau!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@LotusBud, New Trump decree.

 

[LotusBud]

@No One, you've been AWOL for 14 years?

 

[No One]

I no longer get treated as a White man at customs

 

[No One]

More like one of those Chechen isis guys

 

[No One]

Both times I went back I got thd secondary interview/interrogation

 

[No One]

First time they even went through my phone

 

[LotusBud]

You've only been back twice? Wow.

 

[Admin.]

Maybe you shouldn’t wear the turban thingy and carry a sword, ya think?

 

[No One]

Flights are very expensive

 

[LotusBud]

Are a lot of Chechens in Isil?

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah. I would think they are.

 

[LotusBud]

@Admin. , lol

 

[No One]

Many of them were commanders because they were the most experienced

 

[Lily]

hahaha @Admin.

 

[LotusBud]

They interrogated my husband when we went to Ireland during the Troubles. It was a weird experience.

 

[No One]

I hate airports. It is really a place totally outside the law or any sort of constitutional protections

 

[LotusBud]

They are awful. Last time I went to the US they almost didn't let me on the plane for some very random, inexplicable reason. They checked my passport in four different locations in the airport.

 

[No One]

Most "expats" are rich and going back 2x a year so if you aren't normal they fuck with you

 

[LotusBud]

Really? Most of the expats I know here are basically working stiffs.

 

[No One]

Hmmm...maybe I get a skewed impression here then