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[Adam]

Yeah waving his walking stick at kids running around

 

[Adam]

and stuffing all the sausage rolls in his pocket

 

[jack]

fuck

 

[Fredricka]

He might feed some to his dog jack later

 

[Fredricka]

U ok jack?

 

[Fredricka]

Fuck?

 

[jack]

no

 

[Fredricka]

Whats up?

 

[jack]

the person we were having the party for was just diagnosed this afternoon with advanced pancreatic cancer

 

[jack]

jesus

 

[jack]

ok, I have to go.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Everyone! What's up today? I been busy. Sorry about your friend, Jack.

 

[Fredricka]

Me too

 

[Adam]

Hey Reg.

 

[Adam]

Not much, Lily pooped in the shoutbox, apparently her car seat was out of order and the glove compartment had run out of toilet roll.

 

[The Cock]

 

[The Cock]

Long time Reg.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Cock. Do I know you?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Adam Hitler I did notice that Lily's bloomers have been a bit binding lately.

 

[X]

That’s one way to get out of a boring JACK party

 

[X]

@Fredricka what’s up turkey? Howz things

 

[Fredricka]

Good, you? Did you read about c6?

 

[X]

I made FISH STICKS

 

[X]

NO what did he do now?

 

[Fredricka]

He reckons hes blind

 

[X]

He’s blind? Like Stevie wonder?

 

[Fredricka]

How is he reading here?

 

[X]

I knew it that why doesn’t know his arms are so short

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who is blind? Admin? Maybe that's why he thinks Hobo Cocks are french fries.