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[Lily]

Yeah, the boi bros prop each other up with their antiquated alpha bullshit

 

[Murdock]

Alpha male… pffft… you know how much more successful I’d be if I had a wife??? hahahah

 

[Lily]

Right?!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Murdy is OK in my book. She's just become a product of the insular bubble she lives in. She lives in Leftardialand and is surrounded by Leftardians, so she parrots the Leftardisms that she has become immersed in.

 

[Lily]

She's more than her politics. People like you that are immersed in your misery and hate, just don't see people beyond that. It's pitiful.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And neither one of you two old saggy bitches would score very well on a Livestock Evaluation, so shut your yaps.

 

[Lily]

You're a three, tops! Wth are you talking about? And I'm being kind, peepaw.

 

[Murdock]

I am offended! I had my tits inflated with fat and they are as perky now as they were when I was 22

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm sure your tits are nothing like the magnificent rack you once poasted at TV, Miss Murdy. Gravity takes its toll on everything, especiually tits.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm sure your tits are nothing like the magnificent rack you once poasted at TV, Miss Murdy. Gravity takes its toll on everything, especially tits.

 

[X]

Didn’t mention I’m a 9 and quarter

 

[Murdock]

They were a D on TV… they are now DD and you can’t really tell when I’m not wearing a bra

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sure, dear.

 

[Murdock]

x aims for his mouth when he fantasizes about having a decent sized cawk

 

[X]

Huh

 

[Lily]

He's 20 years older than you. Gravity takes it toll on everything. He has to be careful not to trip over his balls. lol

 

[X]

She’s only 36 Lily?

 

[Murdock]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I use old covid masks like a little hammock to hold my balls when I take a shit. I wait when my balls hit the toilet water.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I use old covid masks like a little hammock to hold my balls when I take a shit. I hate when my balls hit the toilet water.

 

[Murdock]

I’m 47 and still get carded… I stayed out of the sun

 

[Lily]

I was talking about Reggie. I think he's 18-20 years older than she is.

 

[Lily]

Murd is in her late 40s

 

[X]

Oh, sorry my bad

 

[Lily]

Murd! I got carded about 6 weeks ago...

 

[Murdock]

I’m approaching 50 fast

 

[Murdock]

I can see that.. you’ve got that baby skin too

 

[Lily]

It was freaking great. LOL

 

[X]

I was gonna say, that young and to be faT, yikes what a waste

 

[Reggie_Essent]

47? Nice try, dear. I'll be polite and say "More like 39 ... again ... just like last year.