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[Murdock]

lol

 

[Murdock]

You don’t look a day over 69, Gurkin

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Won't be long before I'm there.

 

[Murdock]

You’re not dead yet… enjoy what you have left

 

[Reggie_Essent]

In deed.

 

[Joe]

So you're retired, eh Reggie?

 

[X]

Reggie, I sell cellular regeneration pills, the pharmaceutical equivalent to the fountain of youth, send me $100 and I send you a pack

 

[X]

Great advice mean fat chick!

 

[Joe]

lol X

 

[Murdock]

I’m sure you can find someone better than a mask to keep your balls from splashing in teh toilet

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not quite yet, Joe. But I could if I wanted to.

 

[Joe]

You're still working?!

 

[Murdock]

I love it when the provoker calls me mean lololol

 

[Joe]

Don't collect SS yet eh Reggie?

 

[X]

You told me some penis aim burn shit

 

[Murdock]

Don’t take pills from this street pharmacist.. you’ll go bald and your cawk will shrink

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who called you mean, Murd?

 

[Murdock]

Everyone should collect SS as soon as they can

 

[Murdock]

Men who can’t handle my purdy moufff

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Joe]

Fer sure I thought Reggie would already be collecting his

 

[Murdock]

he should do the maths and collect if he isn’t already

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Go did somewhere else, Joe. You're acting like SeaDummy.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Go dig somewhere else, Joe. You're acting like SeaDummy.

 

[X]

Im gonna see Coldplay on Friday night

 

[X]

I can handle your mouth, it’s the hope I poke through the back of your head you gotta worry about

 

[X]

I can handle your mouth, it’s the hole I poke through the back of your head you gotta worry about

 

[X]

So there!

 

[X]

 

[Murdock]

I’m a bonafide throat demon