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[jack]

When I was visiting my son in Bellingham Wa a couple years ago we couldnt even go out the smoke was so thick from the CA fires, so yeag

 

[The Associate]

Start by accurately stating what you're actually talking about. You're not talking about climate change, which has been happening since this planet has *been* a planet and has nothing to do with human industry.

 

[The Associate]

I mean, unless you think that SUVs and coal power plants were the cause of volcanism and tectonic drift.

 

[jack]

all I know is, when I first moved to VT we never had air conditioners in the summer. That was in the early 80's. Now we have 2 in our apartment

 

[The Associate]

@Jack , did you know that the freon in your refrigerator is what causes solar wind? :D

 

[Seamajor]

Amigo, try googling solar wind. Pretty sure you lost

 

[The Associate]

And, of course, everyone knows that it was the dinosaurs driving around in Chevy Suburbans that attracted the asteroid that wiped them out.

 

[Seamajor]

Lame

 

[Seamajor]

Is C6 a God type?

 

[The Associate]

But the real plot twist is that we all went extinct in the new Ice Age that swallowed the Earth in 1980 (according to Scientific American in 1970.)

 

[The Associate]

And the world has been ending every ten years since.

 

[jack]

It's hard to suss sarcasm in print @Seamajor but give it a whirl.

 

[The Associate]

No, Seamajor, I'm absolutely *not* a god type -- and that goes for *anybody's* god, including Greta "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Poster Child" Thunberg.

 

[Seamajor]

I’m more about facts and truths

 

[The Associate]

Every religious dipshit thinks he's spouting 'facts and truths'. The difference is, those shitwits call it 'gospel'.

 

[The Associate]

The only difference between climate quacks and any given doomsday cult is that the doomsday cultists actually believe their insanity hard enough to drink the cyanide-laced cocktails and do us the favor of shutting themselves the fuck up.

 

[X]

Look at the state of the SB reduced to pervert babble and weather fucking reports …

 

[Seamajor]

Darn, I forgot to mention Science

 

[X]

This place is lost without the likes of me

 

[The Associate]

Secular cultists just treat 'Science' as their 'Book Of Revelation', and treat scientists (who support their Gospel) like clergymen.

 

[Admin.]

Take your medication @Courier 6 , before you start slamming your head against the wall.

 

[The Associate]

Clog that gob with a pacifier, @Admin. Sure you can find one easy enough if you hang out on the docks.

 

[X]

Fuck, let’em

 

[Admin.]

Yes let the tears flow Cornholio!

 

[X]

Hey bigger, ever get that fancy new computer bought for you?

 

[X]

Hey begger, ever get that fancy new computer bought for you?

 

[X]

Perhaps a brush up on your blow job skillz is required

 

[jack]

Well X, you need to start coming around more.

 

[The Associate]

Free software is good. Now I'm learning how to use Krita and KDEnlive.

 

[Seamajor]

So now you bash Science. You lost me