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[Jack]

sex is fun but highly overrated

 

[Lily]

Well, you can think about me and sex all you want. It's never going to happen.

 

[Adam Hitler]

and that is a constant blessing...

 

[Lily]

I don't like women in that way, Fred

 

[Adam Hitler]

however, as usual you miss the point

 

[Lily]

I agree, I am blessed to have a good man.

 

[Adam Hitler]

maybe you should blow him up more often?

 

[Lily]

Maybe one day you too will have a good man, Adam.

 

[Lily]

Then you can burst out of the closet together.

 

[Adam Hitler]

*badum tssh*

 

[X]

Jacks fingers look like polish sausages and I have the prob BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[X]

Or his wife’s we don’t really know, it’s that ambiguouty that causes concern LMAO

 

[Fredricka]

Is that x's girlfriend posting again? I see a big word

 

[Fredricka]

Hi x's girlfriend, how you doing?

 

[Fredricka]

You keeping him in line?

 

[X]

 

[X]

I’m in-lineable

 

[X]

I’m un-lineable

 

[Fredricka]

I know lol

 

[Jack]

Like I said, It's a little odd to obsess about the size of other people's arms and hands. You've been that way for years X.

 

[Jack]

Long before I ever came along

 

[Jack]

you definitely have a weird arm fetish

 

[X]

I’m perfection personified @Jack surely you understand my amusement at the deformed

 

[Lily]

 

[Jack]

my mom was "deformed" from rheumatoid arthritis. I bet you wouldnt have laughed at her in front of me.

 

[X]

Just look at your fingers!! I’ve yet to meAT anyone with digits that’d bust a moose ass hahahahahhaaa and I work in construction where the burly thrive LMFAO

 

[Fredricka]

Does my av look like a washing machine to u people?

 

[X]

Shure I would have, you’re only 5’3

 

[Jack]

No fred, i like it a lot

 

[Jack]

a large board with a few nails in it would have settle the fake heightissue you seem so fond of.