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[X]

Bleach is yellow only queers do that

 

[Jack]

V for vagina. He has a makeshift quim on the back of his neck

 

[X]

Mines was platinum silver almoast

 

[Jack]

 

[Alticus]

You guys do know that if you hover over your post an edit feature pops up. It saves you from having to make another post to correct something.

 

[X]

Stop Jack, I get you’re desperate but fuck try at least

 

[Jack]

You can stick your fingers in his eyes to hold on while you fuck his heaf

 

[X]

Cost me $200 25 years ago what you did was buy a $20 box of peroxide and tried to look like a backstreet boy FAGGOT

 

[Jack]

You can stick your fingers in his eyes to hold on while you fuck his head

 

[Fredricka]

Backstreet boy, suit u sir

 

[X]

Jack has all the good advice on head fucking since he’s had his impregnated by George from Pizza Hut and I

 

[Lily]

I may start coloring my grays

 

[X]

Do it LILY!!

 

[Jack]

I love my ailver hair.

 

[X]

I would but the gray beard thing

 

[Jack]

I love my silver hair.

 

[X]

You’ll look 10 years younger Lily

 

[Fredricka]

Lily, are we daydrinking together today?

 

[Lily]

I will, I was going to go naturally gray, but my grandson is worried that being gray means I'll be dying sooner.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why the fuck would you want SILVER hair hahahaa

 

[X]

Awww

 

[Adam Hitler]

Stop it X, ya killing me.

 

[Lily]

I mean, it is sort of true, but it's not around the corner. I don't think.

 

[X]

You know what platinum is Adam?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thats a fucking hipster trend.

 

[Lily]

Right, X?

 

[Jack]

It does it by itself. I might color it platinum

 

[Adam Hitler]

Like a cross between white and silver

 

[X]

You’re very lucky Lily

 

[Fredricka]

Snub mewill u lily? :(