1,000,000 Post Thread

[Fredrick]

No doubt he'll be all excitable.

 

[mastersplither]

Hey Jabba I'm guessing you're convinced I'm Alticus because I saw you claim you'd accept beer money on the forum? You do realize everyone could see that, right?

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredrick]

Hey, disastershitter, I'm convinced you're Alti because you keep bringing up shit that only Jack, Alti, and myself saw. And you ain't Jack.

 

[Lily]

So, you, Jack and Alticus are on a group pm?

 

[Fredricka]

What did u see?

 

[Lily]

Because otherwise, that doesn't make any sense.

 

[Fredrick]

And, let's face it, your one and only excuse for knowing something you weren't here to see in real-time? Is that you just spend hours and hours reading the 1M Post thread. And nobody fucking does that.

 

[mastersplither]

You mean when you said on a public forum that you'd accept beer money on your birthday?

 

[Fredrick]

Yeah. A one-line joke from almost a month ago that you weren't present in the SB to see.

 

[Fredrick]

Except you were present, but not as 'mastersplither'.

 

[Fredricka]

Loads of people sas that, i did

 

[mastersplither]

Because only you Jack and Alticus could've seen that....so that must mean I'm Alticus. Whew boy..

 

[Fredrick]

Shut the fuck up, Apu-ette, this isn't the time for you to indulge in your compulsive lying. You weren't here.

 

[The Prowler]

This masterretard is an idiot. Who cares who is behind the alt? Man, you people are lame.

 

[Fredricka]

3veryone mocked it

 

[Fredrick]

Yeah, disastershitter, it does mean that. You weren't in the SB that morning.

 

[mastersplither]

Buddy I know you lack self awareness but goddamn

 

[Lily]

Exactly, Fred. I saw that too. And whether he believes it or not, people do go back and read what's been posted in the sb through the 1 million thread.

 

[The Prowler]

@Alticus, care to join in on this conversation? Yoiu fuckin' loser.

 

[Fredrick]

Ol buddy, ol pal, I don't give a fraction of a sliver of a fuck about your denials.

 

[Fredrick]

Just own your shit like a grown man.

 

[The Prowler]

This is big big big big news.

 

[The Prowler]

Alticus might have made an alt.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sometimes I go back and read the 1 million thread, but not if you lame ass fucks put too many pages up between my visits.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

Big news.

 

[Fredricka]

U sound paranoid numbers, and crazy

 

[Fredrick]

I ain't even mad. I think it's pretty funny, in fact.

 

[Fredrick]

Of course, if you really AREN'T Alti, then it's even funnier. It means you scrubbed through the 1M Post thread like some kind of bunny-boiling stalker bitch.