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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Reese's Pieces?

 

[Frood]

Marion was the main character in true grit.

 

[The Associate]

It's a pastrami-and-sauerkraut-on-rye sort of a name.

 

[Fredricka]

Ruth

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Randolph?

 

[The Associate]

Nope.

 

[Frood]

Rebekah

 

[The Associate]

I'm all but spellin' it out for ya, man!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Riddler

 

[Fredricka]

Rapist

 

[The Associate]

That's only a name in your homeland of Pakistan, Apu-ette.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Rafael

 

[Fredricka]

Redneck

 

[Frood]

I'm going to go watch an episode or two of something. Be nice to my cop friend that I'd let sleep on my lawn.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Robbery

 

[Fredricka]

I don't think so frood

 

[The Associate]

What is the name of a sandwich which contains pastrami and sauerkraut and is traditionally served on rye?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Rumtwister

 

[Fredricka]

Rubbish?

 

[The Associate]

*blink*

 

[The Associate]

No.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[The Associate]

C'mon, kids. I believe in you.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Still in the dark

 

[Fredricka]

Your name is sandwich?

 

[The Associate]

Reuben. First name John, middle name Reuben.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ryebreadmessy

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Ate we still guessing his name?

 

[The Associate]

And now I don't believe in you anymore.