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[X]

Hey RANGER RYNOLDS SIR!!! Will you be taking the cock brigade’s into battle ?

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

Reynolds, not 'Rynolds', you sloppy second-hand anus.

 

[The Associate]

And where did you serve?

 

[The Associate]

Other than Bourbon Street, I mean.

 

[The Associate]

Have you bled with the Navajo, or the Hopi, or the Apache? Tell me all about it.

 

[The Associate]

Tell me what it was like for you, to sit quietly and listen to the Elders, saying nothing because you were more focused on listening than speaking. Tell me about that.

 

[The Associate]

Tell me how you stayed still with your mouth shut until they called you "naaltsoos." As if you know how meaningful that is.

 

[X]

 

[X]

Still going RANGER RYNOLDS??!! Calm down SIR!!!!

 

[The Associate]

I'm not 'un'-calm, you hydrocephalic invalid.

 

[X]

Do you polish your rusty star?

 

[The Associate]

Looks to me like you're just a pussy who can't deal with the real world.

 

[Reptile Reaper]

Who bought Captain Kirk a 12 pack??

 

[X]

When in battle is loob your first line of defense???

 

[The Associate]

No, that'd be my Marlin 1895 SBL.

 

[The Associate]

Try again.

 

[X]

Masterofthesphincter!!!!

 

[The Associate]

That's just Jack.

 

[The Associate]

He's got all the subtlety of a brick of shit.

 

[X]

I forgot my pack of gum at home

 

[X]

Fuck

 

[X]

It helps with my anxiety

 

[The Associate]

dumb, gay bastard can't keep his commie tendencies under yoke and rein.

 

[X]

Btw you were right I can’t take the real world

 

[The Associate]

I know.

 

[The Associate]

Not judging, just observing.

 

[X]

I live in an orbit of my family and venture out very little

 

[X]

It’s horrible out there Ranger Rrynolds

 

[X]

Now I gotta go spend a buck on gum