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[X]

Hey RANGER RYNOLDS SIR!!! Will you be taking the cock brigade’s into battle ?

 

[X]

 

[Fredrick]

Reynolds, not 'Rynolds', you sloppy second-hand anus.

 

[Fredrick]

And where did you serve?

 

[Fredrick]

Other than Bourbon Street, I mean.

 

[Fredrick]

Have you bled with the Navajo, or the Hopi, or the Apache? Tell me all about it.

 

[Fredrick]

Tell me what it was like for you, to sit quietly and listen to the Elders, saying nothing because you were more focused on listening than speaking. Tell me about that.

 

[Fredrick]

Tell me how you stayed still with your mouth shut until they called you "naaltsoos." As if you know how meaningful that is.

 

[X]

 

[X]

Still going RANGER RYNOLDS??!! Calm down SIR!!!!

 

[Fredrick]

I'm not 'un'-calm, you hydrocephalic invalid.

 

[X]

Do you polish your rusty star?

 

[Fredrick]

Looks to me like you're just a pussy who can't deal with the real world.

 

[mastersplither]

Who bought Captain Kirk a 12 pack??

 

[X]

When in battle is loob your first line of defense???

 

[Fredrick]

No, that'd be my Marlin 1895 SBL.

 

[Fredrick]

Try again.

 

[X]

Masterofthesphincter!!!!

 

[Fredrick]

That's just Jack.

 

[Fredrick]

He's got all the subtlety of a brick of shit.

 

[X]

I forgot my pack of gum at home

 

[X]

Fuck

 

[X]

It helps with my anxiety

 

[Fredrick]

dumb, gay bastard can't keep his commie tendencies under yoke and rein.

 

[X]

Btw you were right I can’t take the real world

 

[Fredrick]

I know.

 

[Fredrick]

Not judging, just observing.

 

[X]

I live in an orbit of my family and venture out very little

 

[X]

It’s horrible out there Ranger Rrynolds

 

[X]

Now I gotta go spend a buck on gum