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[Jack]

Hey Turdy, take that bullshit rhetoric and stuff it up your twat, Bitch.

 

[Jack]

He's a fucking idiot.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont like your tone jack, very wrong

 

[Lily]

I don't buy his performance, @Jack.

 

[Jack]

Piss off then.

 

[Fredricka]

No, you need to change

 

[The Prowler]

Jack, why so upset? Is it the "Dog in a Purse" thing?

 

[Jack]

No, I don't have to do anything of the kind.

 

[Jack]

Does she lock the birglar gate to her bedroom door as well, Joey?

 

[Cookie Monster]

A chihuahua will struggle less.

 

[Jack]

Does she lock the burglar gate to her bedroom door as well, Joey?

 

[The Prowler]

My wife and I sleep in the same bed, Jack. I know that makes you jealous.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife is just starting to make dinner now, Jack. Does that make you jealous?

 

[The Prowler]

My wife and I watched all 18 innings of the World Series game, Jack. Does that make you jealous?

 

[Fredricka]

This must be why jacks so pissy today, total jealous bitch

 

[Jack]

Clearly everyone is super bored

 

[Lily]

Of course she's making dinner. It's in the contract.

 

[Jack]

Get new material and don't copy me in response, bitch.

 

[Lily]

Yep, Jack...that's he truth. Boredom.

 

[Jack]

That's a Turdy

 

[Jack]

That's at Turdy

 

[Jack]

Just so there's no "misinterpretation".

 

[Jack]

wow, who moved all that shit to MD? I see grimm's been busy.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack nicks all my material and tells me to get new material so he can nick that too. THIEF

 

[Lily]

What was moved to md?

 

[The Prowler]

Jack, why are you afraid to comment on the "Doggie in your purse" thread?

 

[Jack]

The conversation currently taking place @Lily down there. It's in misplaced.

 

[The Prowler]

Jack, you clueless fuckwit, that does not mean the messages were moved there.

 

[The Prowler]

Oh wait, I did not mean to call you a clueless fuckwit. That was mean and making fun of you for being born stupid is not nice.

 

[Lily]

I think it's there due to conversations veering off course.