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I am serious, probiotics are incredible. They really, really help. You have to take the actual pills, not crap like Activia. You need them to have billions of CFUs and as many strains as possible, @Alticus. Try it for a month and get back to me. You will be amazed.
 
Woman texted back to sod off and get my own coffee. I'll be getting payback. Toilet is getting cling wrapped after she goes to bed tonight.
 
My guy gets me, but it's never with childish pranks. He'll say something that sounds credible, to me, and say it with a completely straight face.
 
My wife injected a hotdog full of hot English mustard the last time she got me... I still ate it but the first bite brought tears.
 
My guy gets me, but it's never with childish pranks. He'll say something that sounds credible, to me, and says it with a completely straight face.
 
Try to make sure your probiotic is well encapsulated that it makes it through the stomach intact so the microbes make it to your gut.