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[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

I was gonna go over there but then I farted and got skeered.

 

[Jack]

The knitting needle and embroidery forum?

 

[Jack]

or perhaps the cheese forum?

 

[X]

The one you made because actually you’re a genius

 

[Fredricka]

He vacuums once a week too, he’s a dirty fucker, it’s not the first time he’s given insight.. laziness or just too old to do it I dunno

Hes like a Filthy student in his 1st year away from home, total scuzz

 

[MANCID RILKO]

uh oh

 

[LotusBud]

@Lily, no. I didn't apply for citizenship here yet because it's a huge hassle and I thought I would be grandfathered in. But now, you have to have been here as a full-time resident for ten years, because too many assholes were coming here, getting a PT passport, and then moving to a country in Europe that is more restrictive.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So Europe kinda suck then, @LotusBud ? Sounds like it.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I think Brazilians were doing that LOL

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I could have gotten an Italian passport, but I was too lazy

 

[MANCID RILKO]

A couple relatives got them

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh wait! Those evil "right wingers" are trying to get a hold of Europe's illegal immigration problem.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nevermind ...

 

[The Question]

You speak Italian, Rancid?

 

[Frood]

Papers please won't matter for much longer.... all the people who got the fake jabs are slowly rotting away inside.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Rancy is a polyglot, Fred.

 

[The Question]

I only know Family Guy Italian.

 

[Fredricka]

Im boycott8ng jacks forum, others should do the same

 

[The Question]

I knew a chick in high school who was a polyglot, but I think it was just a phase and she eventually settled down and got married.

 

[Frood]

My daughter speaks some Italian. I can understand some of the words that parallel Spanish.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, best I can do is, "A-BEEPITY-BOOPY? A-BOOPITY-BOPPY!"

 

[Fredricka]

Your tourrettes is gett8ng worse numbers

 

[LotusBud]

@Reggie_Essent How does that mean Europe kinda sucks

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Because you're bitching about it. I gotta go to the DMV tomorrow.

 

[Frood]

Europe is swamped by 3rd world morons from Africa, Asia, the Middle East, and California

 

[Jack]

Im going to binge on "Discovery of Witches"

 

[Fredricka]

Good, watch it on slow motion

 

[The Question]

Are you bein' a turd, furd?

 

[Fredricka]

No, im helping the forum